mofd-21:

nineyellowgirl:

fauxrebel:

DOOT DOO DOOT DOO DOOT JUST PLANING MY OUTFIT HMMM WHAT SHOULD I WEAR TODAY HMMM MAYBE THIS NICE SKIRT HM NO, OR MAYBE SOME SHORT, EH NOT FEELING IT, OR HOW ABOUT A FUCKING COUCH JUST STICK MY GODDAMN LEGS THROUGH THE FUCKING CUSHIONS AND WEAR IT LIKE A GODDAMN SKIRT YES IM GOING TO WEAR A MOTHERFUCKING COUCH 

I
can’t
stop
laughing

Go home game, you’re drunk.