“Hey, I was thinking of maybe holding a little get-together when the weather warms up. You know, to catch up and all that? Mason has quite a few cousins his age to play with now. It could be fun.”

“Like a party? Can Uncle Beau come? He’s funny!”

“You speak of this ‘Bow’ hooman. I know of him. The monster who dares to reject my benevolence! Bring him to me, my servants, and you will have as many mice and birds you can eat!”

“Thank you so much for coming over, Hannah. I don’t think Val has had a chance to introduce us.”

“Glad to be here. I heard you two had a son, is that right?”

“Yes, he’s our little Mason.”

“I am so sorry to hear that.”

“Huh? What’s wrong with us having a son?”

“What’s not wrong about you having a son? Sons are the worst!”

“Um, you’re kidding, right, Hannah?”

“Absolutely not! Boys are rude, selfish, and messy! Once they hit puberty they think it’s okay to view women as sexually attractive!”

“Um, Hannah? We find women sexually attractive.”

“Yeah, but… Boys are worse!”

“I don’t know what you’re talking about. Mason is incredibly sweet and we wouldn’t trade him for the world.”

“Suit yourself. Just keep him away from football.”

“But Mason loves football…”

tfw u just drop a pile of trash on the floor to go into labor

The smol’s name is Mason. I need to figure out how to stop babies from being born with Christmas onesies on soon. I got the cute repositoried ones but it’s a little too early for Christmas ahahaha

I changed him into a cute lil 3t2 blanket, which is funny bc I absolutely hate the ts3 worm babies but in ts2 the worm blankets are optional and actually cute.