The snow last night was so heavy, even San Myshuno Peteran School cancelled for the day! And they never cancel!
Mark doesn’t think to put on something warmer than his school uniform coat, though. Shame on him!
The snow last night was so heavy, even San Myshuno Peteran School cancelled for the day! And they never cancel!
Mark doesn’t think to put on something warmer than his school uniform coat, though. Shame on him!
“Aw, Mariam, why are you waking me up so late with your crying?”
“Bleah! You’re stinky, too!”

idk what’s so rare about the leader of the pack
This lil fart keeps coming to my lots all the time :
Michelle being a sneaky sneaky sneak!

“pls don’t throw up on me, tiny child”

tfw u trap ur wife in the all-in-one bathroom while teaching your daughter to walk for teh evulz
“Heeeyyy, Ripp! Sorry we’re late! It took a while to convince the wife and hubby we weren’t the only ones, er, three.”
“Don’t worry about it. You just missed Phi, though, you’ll have to meet her on one of her days off. Johnny’s home, though.”

“So you must be Candy?”
“Well, speak of the devil!”

“Heeeeyyyy!”
“Woah! You snuck up on me!”
“Whoopsies! Sorry; yet another side effect of my fave energy drink. I’m Sapphire, Candy’s favorite wife!”

“And this one is?”
“Zack! Candy’s favorite husband! Sapph and I used to be her roadies, but after a crazy night at the LuLu Lounge and some self exploration, we decided to get married! That doesn’t mean we’re fully settled down, though. We’ve got too many glowsticks to waste!”

“Well if it isn’t mister permaplat party guest for hire! Congrats!”
“What’s the job like, Ripp?”

“So far? Amazing! You won’t believe who was DJ-ing! This chick who’s been around the world and still carries on with a cute Windenburg accent!”

“Heh, if I didn’t know better, I’d suspect you were thinking of sleeping with her.”

“Oh, please, Johnny. Even I know six is a crowd!”
“What do you mean ‘six?’”

Just another busy evening for the JRO family!
Ripp is waiting patiently for a chance to tell Johnny a new dirty joke he learned.

Potty training in bandages can make you feel a lil stiff.