
“Got your nose!”
LOOK OUT HE’S GOT A NOSE! *pew pew pew*

“Got your nose!”
LOOK OUT HE’S GOT A NOSE! *pew pew pew*

“guuuurl you gotta leave that piece of trash and fast!”
(This is so old but it exists)
“It’s not fair! No one’s gonna know I’m an alien!”
“Charlie, remember what grandma said will happen if you keep making faces?”
“It’ll freeze that way…”
“Let’s not have that happen, then. What seems to be the problem?”
“Connor’s got green freckles and I don’t! If I don’t look like an alien, who will believe me?”
“Hey, kiddo, you can express being an alien in different ways, you know. Like I use makeup and my favorite t-shirt.”
“But I wanna look like an alien for real! And makeup’s too girly!”
“Hm. You are just under ten, after all. Maybe some alien features might come in when you get a little older.”
“Can that really happen?”
“I think so.”
“I can’t wait to get older, then!”
“It would be so cool to be an alien like Grandpa!”
“Well, your mother is half alien, so that makes you and your brother a quarter alien.”
“Then how come we don’t have any green?”
“Um, my freckles are green.”
“Woah! You’re right! They are! Dad! Dad! Do I have any green freckles?”
“Nope, just regular ones. Sorry.”

Connor and Charlie being cute!
Nathaniel’s first Christmas! (technically everyone’s first but ssshhhhh!)

You rock that violin, Apollo!
“Is it true cousin Burple is gonna come here on a space ship?”
“And! And! And! Can we ride it when he lands?”
“I don’t know about all that, boys. Burple’s just moving here for a new life, after his acting career led to some, as he put it, reinforced negative stereotypes. He’ll even have a new name to protect himself, so let’s not blow his cover, alright? No mentions of Emperor Xizzle, either!”
“Aw, you’re no fun, mom!”

When Jimmy is at work and the twins are at school, Stella gets to enjoy some time to herself (before she has to go on another top secret mission)
Oh, these two! Getting into trouble everyday hehe