Tag: the sims 2

“You’re going to love these guys.”

“Is that so?”

“Yeah! They’re like tiny baby gays who’ll look up to you!”

“That’s how you think we’ll get along? You said yourself you only knew them from online chatrooms!”

“Well, yeah. Plus, they’re from Windenburg, so they’ll have some fancy foreign tastes you can bond over.”

“And those foreign tastes aren’t… eccentric, are they?”

“Come on, I’ve known these guys since they were old enough to vote, and I can assure you, these guys are the normalest normal guys you’ll ever meet.”

“Huh.”

“Yep, just two normal guys.”

“Eep!”

“… And one very big dog.”

“Hey, you remember Beau, right? The guy online?”

“Yeah, what about him?”

“Turns out he lives just about 15 minutes away from us. I was thinking maybe we could invite him over sometimes.”

“Oh, he’s married now, isn’t he?”

“Yeah, he’s been for a while now.”

“You know, I’d love to meet his husband. I want to meet who tamed the wandering beast, hehe. Do you think we can invite him, too, hon?”

“Sure, I don’t see why not.”

“Hey, Yuki. We wanted to apologize for this sounding so sudden, and we don’t mean to pressure you to make such a big decision, but Buddy and I wanted to know if you’d rather stay with us or Candy? You know, when we start a family?”

“Woah, this is, uh, a hard decision…”

“Please, no need rush at all.”

“I mean, I really love you guys and I’m glad you let Candy and I stay here for so long, and it’d be cool to hang out with a niece or nephew everyday, but… I don’t know.”

“We understand, Yuki. Please know we’re perfectly okay with whoever you decide to live with.”

“Thanks, guys. I really appreciate all this, but, y’know, I think maybe I’d rather live with Candy. Maybe then she’ll let me come on tour and try a puff or two at the bubble blower.”

“That’s perfectly understanda- wait, what?”

“Sis, I think it’s time we had a talk. You see, uh, the two of us… We, um…”

“We both have been thinking about this for a while and, well… Remember when we told you we’d like to have more space when we decide to start a family?”

“Woah, is this going where I think it’s going?”

“We just think, maybe, you and your partners can find somewhere to go… A place of your own, since, you know…”

“We’re planning on having a baby, and there just isn’t a lot of room right now with six people.”

“Yeah, but where will we go?”

“I know where we can go, but what about Yuki? Where’s she going to live? Ever thought of that, Buddy?”

“Actually, we have. She can choose to stay with us until she finishes high school, or move with you. We don’t mind.”