“Mom! Oberon and I got straight A’s!”
“That’s wonderful, dear. But, please, close the door. You’re letting all the heat out.”
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“Please, have some more tea.”
“So tell me, when you got your new, uh, equipment, did you get alien parts or human parts?”
“Jimmy! That’s rude!”
“Stella, we both know aliens and human sims are very different… down there. How else did we make the twins?”
“You’re not making this any less uncomfortable for anyone, you know.”
“So you must be our guest of honor? You don’t look like a Burple…”
“Her name’s Bethany, dear.”
“Oh thank the Watcher! A normal name!”
“Stella! I missed you so much!”
“Um, pardon me, but… do I know you?”
“Oh my Watcher! I completely forgot to tell you when we arranged the visit, didn’t I?”
“… Burple?”
“Well, that’s what they called me, hm?”
“I think I get it now! Like a disguise, right?”
“No, not really. I’m a woman. Back on Sixam, I didn’t even know it was possible for me to be myself like this, but here it’s so incredible! I go by Bethany now, and getting away from the public eye is just a benefit! You know, I always felt like I was just acting a part on a show my whole life, but I thought that was just the screen-time talking. Now look at me, I feel like I’m living a real life!”
“That’s amazing, Bur-I mean, Bethany. Sorry.”
“Don’t sweat it, hon.”
“Muahaha! I’m Emperor Xizzle! Face my lasers!”
“Oh no! Not lasers!”
“Only Burple can save you now!”
“Pssst. Burple’s visiting today. We should probably get ready.”
“You know I can’t take that name seriously. Lemme sleep.”
“I’m making pancakes.”
“Okay, just a minute or two.”
“Wow you got big!”
“Yes! Now I can TAKE OVER THE WORLD”
“I give u a kiss!”
“I told u hooman pls stop! am big scary danger lion! will eat u!”
Custard grew into…
Potato’s slightly less evil cousin.
Best friends!
“let me go tiny hooman! am dangerous lion! rawr!”
The Sims of San Myshuno 