“can u give birth in the morning or at least a little quieter? I’m trying to sleep”

Even though Tank isn’t nearly as tough on the kids as his father was on him, Zachary and Aiden are at least expected to train once a week. They think of it as a game, so it’s a win-win-win right there!

There are three kinds of people in the world:

People who laugh at farts, people who hate farts, and people who uh… have ways to ignore farts :I

Out of the Box – Tank & Lucy

“Lucy, the carpool’s late so I came up to get my-”

“Eek! Lucy? Are these… Are these yours?”

“What do you think?” Lucy raised a brow before gesturing to her pregnant belly.

“Oh, right. Pregnant.” With a nervous laugh, Tank was slightly relieved, but his question still remained. “Then whose are they? Cadette isn’t old enough to-”

“Honey, Cadette’s a teenager now. This is just one of the many changes we’ll have to face together. Luckily, it hasn’t started yet, to my knowledge, I just kept them in the room to save a last minute trip.”

“But time doesn’t go this fast! Yesterday she was our little girl, now she’s going to enter womanhood any day now-… Wait… Do aliens, you know… bleed?”

“That…” Lucy bit her lip, unsure what to answer. “That, I really don’t know.”

Tank and Lucy strive to be supportive of their kids in any way possible! Even if some would rather crawl than walk!

Cadette grew up to be a super cute child and fan of Sylveon ❤ (I like to think Sims consider real world fandoms as imports and actually have no clue what any English products mean. Like those tattoos people get thinking they mean ‘unique’ when they really mean ‘anus’ or something)

Tank makes the decision to relive his father’s strict training in any weather, even deep snow. He still has nightmares about when he got pneumonia but Buzz still made him train :< This creates a moral dilemma! Cadette will probably get to end this early and take ballet class instead.

I forgot I shouldn’t have had Tank make Cheesecake while Lucy was pregnant, so they had 2 twin boys: Zachary (the one in the sink) and Aiden (the lil wiggly worm held by Tank)

They’ll probs grow up thinking everyone has at least one alien big sister ahahaha

Tank is glad he’s not carrying this one.

Old pics are old

but these are from Lucy and Tank’s wedding in my last hood. This time around I just had them “elope” without any festivities because I didn’t feel like redoing the party and whatnot.

Alien poops are the stinkiest poops.