Harassing the elderly? That’s a new low, even for you, Charlatan! >:c

Cadette took her little brothers to the pool! Zachary was a lil bit of a showoff but that’s okay ahahaha

Aiden just liked trying to sit on the bottom.

They went underwater so much I feel an earache coming on just watching them ahahaha

What’s better than a lemonade stand on a hot summer day?

TWO lemonade stands! :OOOOO

Even though Tank isn’t nearly as tough on the kids as his father was on him, Zachary and Aiden are at least expected to train once a week. They think of it as a game, so it’s a win-win-win right there!

There are three kinds of people in the world:

People who laugh at farts, people who hate farts, and people who uh… have ways to ignore farts :I

Out of the Box – Tank & Lucy

“Lucy, the carpool’s late so I came up to get my-”

“Eek! Lucy? Are these… Are these yours?”

“What do you think?” Lucy raised a brow before gesturing to her pregnant belly.

“Oh, right. Pregnant.” With a nervous laugh, Tank was slightly relieved, but his question still remained. “Then whose are they? Cadette isn’t old enough to-”

“Honey, Cadette’s a teenager now. This is just one of the many changes we’ll have to face together. Luckily, it hasn’t started yet, to my knowledge, I just kept them in the room to save a last minute trip.”

“But time doesn’t go this fast! Yesterday she was our little girl, now she’s going to enter womanhood any day now-… Wait… Do aliens, you know… bleed?”

“That…” Lucy bit her lip, unsure what to answer. “That, I really don’t know.”

Cadette grew into a typical sleepy/lazy teenager! Still loving milk & cookies and penguins drinking hot cocoa.

She’s a Knowledge sim determined to someday make a pilgrimage to Sixam to meet her biological father. It’s hard being the only abduction-conceived alien in town. Maybe we should change that soon? >:3