“Push, dear. The baby needs some help.”

“I’m pushing! I’m pushing! Holy fuck it fucking hurts!”

“Let’s not expose the baby to such harsh language.”

“I spent a year on a fucking island with no indoor plumbing! I’ve earned my right to say ‘fuck’ as much as I fucking please!”

“Maybe try ‘hecking’ instead?”

Across the street, Lily and Crystal welcome their twins: Wilbur and Whitney.

Both have red hair, which is very new for me! I’m used to blonde winning out in these cases, tho lately the kids have been taking a lot after their dads/dad-equivalents. Just look at the JRO kids, they barely look at all like Ophelia ahahaha