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Tag: sim childbirth
Don’t worry, Angela, this should be the last one, I promise!
It’s a girl! Her name is Elizabeth c:
Welcome to the world, Frances J Worthington IV!

“Push, dear. The baby needs some help.”
“I’m pushing! I’m pushing! Holy fuck it fucking hurts!”
“Let’s not expose the baby to such harsh language.”
“I spent a year on a fucking island with no indoor plumbing! I’ve earned my right to say ‘fuck’ as much as I fucking please!”
“Maybe try ‘hecking’ instead?”





