Later that night, some random ass cat tried to start a fight with Scruffles and was sent flying.
Hashtag Scruffles Cena. Hashtag The Rock is cooking tuna. Hashtag I don’t know jack about wrestling I am sorry.
Later that night, some random ass cat tried to start a fight with Scruffles and was sent flying.
Hashtag Scruffles Cena. Hashtag The Rock is cooking tuna. Hashtag I don’t know jack about wrestling I am sorry.

“You’re going to love these guys.”
“Is that so?”
“Yeah! They’re like tiny baby gays who’ll look up to you!”

“That’s how you think we’ll get along? You said yourself you only knew them from online chatrooms!”
“Well, yeah. Plus, they’re from Windenburg, so they’ll have some fancy foreign tastes you can bond over.”

“And those foreign tastes aren’t… eccentric, are they?”

“Come on, I’ve known these guys since they were old enough to vote, and I can assure you, these guys are the normalest normal guys you’ll ever meet.”
“Huh.”

“Yep, just two normal guys.”

“Eep!”
“… And one very big dog.”
Here they are: Max & Lucas Munch-Villareal, both made by the lovely @wiksims
(They always end up together whenever I play ts4)
The pupper is Smiley from @deedee-sims‘s adorbs BaCC, but here he is named Scruffles because Lucas picked that name.
After Max’s family grew tired of his shenanigans, he and Lucas decided to elope in Veronaville, since that was closest to Windenburg but still far enough away to really justify a move. Even though Max has very little contact with his family, Lucas is still very much in touch with his mom and brothers, and both he and his husband are always welcome to visit during the holidays even though they’re now in a completely different Sim Country.
Lucas is a big nerd and currently debating whether to work as an astrophysicist or hair stylist. It’s a big decision!
Max loves his big nerd and works as a game developer for “some rich guy in BitVille.” He secretly really hates his boss, but loves his job.
They like playing video games together and Scruffles likes watching them hehe.