
“Get the feathers! Get the feathers!”
“Why do they keep moving? Do you like watching me suffer, hooman? You hoomans are sick, sick creatures!”

“Get the feathers! Get the feathers!”
“Why do they keep moving? Do you like watching me suffer, hooman? You hoomans are sick, sick creatures!”

“It’s a snow day, Potato! We can play all day!”
“Play? All day?”
“Momma said you need more exercise, so no being lazy!”
“But I require naps! >:C”
“Hey, I was thinking of maybe holding a little get-together when the weather warms up. You know, to catch up and all that? Mason has quite a few cousins his age to play with now. It could be fun.”
“Like a party? Can Uncle Beau come? He’s funny!”

“You speak of this ‘Bow’ hooman. I know of him. The monster who dares to reject my benevolence! Bring him to me, my servants, and you will have as many mice and birds you can eat!”
“Ungrateful peasants! I work so hard to hunt mice for you so you won’t starve but you eat this… this garbage you call ‘breakfast’? And you don’t even share? The nerve! The nerve, I tell you!”

“Good morning, Potato!”
“Yesss! I demand pets! I must be your first thought every morning!”

This mailbox is mine

And this triagonal sign


The blue balloon, the month of June
they’re
MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE

“The hoomans are doing a sleep! but only i can do the sleep! i must make noise so the hoomans kno their place!”

The Sims 3 music is Mason’s favorite dancing music! :3

“you hoomans have failed to amuse me! i shall defy u by sitting on the forbidden butt-lounge!”
Potato why ;o;

Potato + naps = happy cat

Mason and Potato are kinda like brothers.
From Potato’s perspective tho, Mason is just another human servant to the world’s most important cat!