
“Well, I think we’ve heard enough close-mindedness for one day.”
“Mrs. Huffington, all we said was-”

“Shhh! Shhhhhh! All this toxic energy is bringing my headache back! Marty, we’re leaving.”
“Alright, in a sec.”
“Now!”

“Well, I think we’ve heard enough close-mindedness for one day.”
“Mrs. Huffington, all we said was-”

“Shhh! Shhhhhh! All this toxic energy is bringing my headache back! Marty, we’re leaving.”
“Alright, in a sec.”
“Now!”

“An open relationship?”
“Yes, that’s right.”
“I’ve heard those are pretty rough. Feelings of jealousy and discomfort and whatnot… Not something meant for everyone. Props, I guess?”

“Oh, it’s easy to deal with those! Just, you know, stop yourself from feeling those feelings! Repression is better than giving into toxic urges, after all!”

“Wait… What?”
“So, let me get this straight: you never talk that kinda stuff out? No communication at all?”

“I don’t understand. Communication is good. Without it, I don’t think Ripp, Phi, and I would have ever made this work.”
“Why would you be open about such possessive feelings? You are so backwards!”

“It’s nice to meet you, Mr. and Mrs. Huffington… That’s you guys, right?”
“Mmhm! And it’s so lovely for Heather and me to meet other polyamorous people, too!”

“Wait… polyamorous?”
“Mmmhm~ We’ve been poly since we got married! It’s lovely!”

“Huh, I never would’ve guessed. There’s, you know, just two of you…”
“Well, of course. We’re in an open relationship, hehe. That is, Marty lets me be free as a bird~!”
“Mmhm, and then I have dinner ready for Heather-Weather when she comes home and we go to bed.”
“Ummm… I see.”

“Hiiiiiiii~!”
“Good morning, Miss Nigmos.”

“Do I… know you?”