“can u give birth in the morning or at least a little quieter? I’m trying to sleep”

There are three kinds of people in the world:

People who laugh at farts, people who hate farts, and people who uh… have ways to ignore farts :I

Out of the Box – Tank & Lucy

“Lucy, the carpool’s late so I came up to get my-”

“Eek! Lucy? Are these… Are these yours?”

“What do you think?” Lucy raised a brow before gesturing to her pregnant belly.

“Oh, right. Pregnant.” With a nervous laugh, Tank was slightly relieved, but his question still remained. “Then whose are they? Cadette isn’t old enough to-”

“Honey, Cadette’s a teenager now. This is just one of the many changes we’ll have to face together. Luckily, it hasn’t started yet, to my knowledge, I just kept them in the room to save a last minute trip.”

“But time doesn’t go this fast! Yesterday she was our little girl, now she’s going to enter womanhood any day now-… Wait… Do aliens, you know… bleed?”

“That…” Lucy bit her lip, unsure what to answer. “That, I really don’t know.”

Ding ding round 2!

Lucy rolled the want even in a tiny house so don’t blame me ahahaha

I would move them but idk if Sanic would appreciate that :<

Tank and Lucy strive to be supportive of their kids in any way possible! Even if some would rather crawl than walk!

I forgot I shouldn’t have had Tank make Cheesecake while Lucy was pregnant, so they had 2 twin boys: Zachary (the one in the sink) and Aiden (the lil wiggly worm held by Tank)

They’ll probs grow up thinking everyone has at least one alien big sister ahahaha

Tank is glad he’s not carrying this one.

Old pics are old

but these are from Lucy and Tank’s wedding in my last hood. This time around I just had them “elope” without any festivities because I didn’t feel like redoing the party and whatnot.

If that ain’t love,

I don’t know what is!