“Hey, Cadette, I wanted to apologize for what happened at breakfast this morning. Your father and I had a talk and–”

“Yeah, I heard you yelling upstairs.”

“Well, we weren’t exactly… okay, maybe we raised our voices a little… a lot louder than we should have. But that’s why your father is cooling down right now and I’m here with you. I figured you could maybe use someone to talk to.”

“I just want to know why.”

“Why what?”

“Why dad thought that about me. Why he thought I’d somehow be different.”

“Well, your father is what you might call… misinformed. That doesn’t excuse what he said. You know that, I know that, and I truly believe he knows that, too. See, from what I gather, he thinks a lot of things; a lot of silly things that are untrue or exaggerated. Those things led him to believe that saying what he said earlier was going to help you.”

“But it didn’t!”

“I’m sure he’s coming to that conclusion now, hon. He’s probably learned a lot from your grandfather, who probably could have said… a lot worse.”

“But where’d grandpa get those ideas? Where did they start?”

“Unfortunately, this sort of thing has no easy answer. Maybe it’s Sim nature to dislike anything different, but you know what’s important?”

“What?”

“Is that I know, one hundred percent, that your father loves you. He loves you so much, he hates the thought of hurting you. And that’s why when he cools down, I’m sure he’ll have come around.”

“Thanks, mom. I love you and dad a lot.”

“We love you, too, hon. Please don’t ever forget that.”

“Tank! How could you say those things to our daughter!?”

“I’m just trying to be realistic here!”

“Realistic, my ass!”

“Well, then, tell me! Tell me what we’re going to do if some… alien sperm gets in the pool! She could impregnate the whole damn team! People– ignorant people will call her a slut! Or worse!”

“The only ignorant person I see right now is you, Tank!”

“Hey, I heard your cousin Connor is on the local swim team now!”

“Yeah, but lately he’s been looking really stressed out. I don’t think he’s fit for any athletics right now.”

“Hey, uh, maybe if you need someone to take his place, I could?”

“Cadette, sweetheart, you’re not serious, are you?”

“Dad, times have changed. You can’t discriminate against girls in sports! Heck, even if you could, Cadette doesn’t even really act girly.”

“… See?”

“No, it’s just… her parts are… different.”

“So this is about me being a girl?”

“No, it’s just… You’re green!”

“Tank, honey…”

“Wait, what? Because I’m an alien?”

“Woah, dad! You can’t just say that!”

“I’m done. I’m… leaving.”

“Hey, thanks for coming over with Tank to see Ripp.”

“It’s no problem. Tank and I wanted to visit him when he was in the hospital, but our work schedules couldn’t exactly match up, you know?”

“I understand. You sure you want to stay here waiting for Tank, though?”

“I think it’s better to let the two have some time alone. Plus, I wouldn’t want to let this hot cocoa become cold cocoa.”