Tag: kaylynn langerak

“Angela! It’s your mother!”

“Mom! How’ve you been?”

“Wonderful, now-”

“Heyy! Let’s not forget the stepmom!”

“Oh, welcome, welcome!”

“Mom, I had no idea you and Kaylynn would be here so early. Don’t you have to set up the apartment?”

“Ah-ha-ha! I knew you’d ask that! We actually moved in just before we had the most wonderful vacation in Twikki Island! Your father was never interested in truly enjoying our vacations. Even on our honeymoon, he’d wander off to wherever whenever and I’d have to wait for him!”

“San Myshuno is so nice, from what I’ve seen so far! There’s even an LGBT seniors club at the community center. Pleasantview was never so friendly, but I guess I have some of the blame for that, huh?”

“Why, just the other day, I saw one of those transvestite people! You know, the ones who get that surgery?”

“Mom, they’re transgender, not transvestites.”

“And how would you know?”

“One of the parents at Caitlin’s preschool is transgender. His name is Sam Thomas, if you’ve met him.”

“Now look who’s being politically incorrect! I would at least respect her wishes to be a woman!”

“Mom, no. He transitioned to a man, not to a woman.”

“Now why would anyone want to do that? Men are smelly and messy! They never know what you want in bed! You know, for a romance sim, your father was terrible at Woohoo!”

“Mom, I don’t think that’s how-”

“I’m just glad we don’t have any of that going on in our family! Imagine what grandma and grandpa Oldie would say if they were alive! Why, they’re probably rolling in their grave just from me and Kaylynn alone!”

“Mom, can we not-?”

“Now, let me tell you about how I found out your cousin’s husband gave birth to one of those green people!”