“Ripp, can we talk?”
“What’d I do? Did I leave the seat up last night, or…?”
“Ripp, look, we’re both really happy you got your dream job, but you’re not the only one who needs sleep, you know? The late night noise needs to-”
*ding dong!*
“Was that… the doorbell?”
“Mmmm… I’ll go get it. Must be the paper boy.”
“pls don’t throw up on me, tiny child”
tfw u trap ur wife in the all-in-one bathroom while teaching your daughter to walk for teh evulz
“Heeeyyy, Ripp! Sorry we’re late! It took a while to convince the wife and hubby we weren’t the only ones, er, three.”
“Don’t worry about it. You just missed Phi, though, you’ll have to meet her on one of her days off. Johnny’s home, though.”
“So you must be Candy?”
“Well, speak of the devil!”
“Heeeeyyyy!”
“Woah! You snuck up on me!”
“Whoopsies! Sorry; yet another side effect of my fave energy drink. I’m Sapphire, Candy’s favorite wife!”
“And this one is?”
“Zack! Candy’s favorite husband! Sapph and I used to be her roadies, but after a crazy night at the LuLu Lounge and some self exploration, we decided to get married! That doesn’t mean we’re fully settled down, though. We’ve got too many glowsticks to waste!”
“Well if it isn’t mister permaplat party guest for hire! Congrats!”
“What’s the job like, Ripp?”
“So far? Amazing! You won’t believe who was DJ-ing! This chick who’s been around the world and still carries on with a cute Windenburg accent!”
“Heh, if I didn’t know better, I’d suspect you were thinking of sleeping with her.”
“Oh, please, Johnny. Even I know six is a crowd!”
“What do you mean ‘six?’”
Just another busy evening for the JRO family!
Ripp is waiting patiently for a chance to tell Johnny a new dirty joke he learned.
It’s not a party until someone goes into labor outside and scares the bejeebers out of everyone!
Michelle’s allergies kept her inside so she couldn’t jog :c
Ripp was quick to fix the situation!
I cannot believe this is their first time getting frisky!
Makin’ pancakes
Makin’ bacon pancakes
You take some bacon and you put it in a pancake
The Sims of San Myshuno 