“Hey, I heard your cousin Connor is on the local swim team now!”
“Yeah, but lately he’s been looking really stressed out. I don’t think he’s fit for any athletics right now.”
“Hey, uh, maybe if you need someone to take his place, I could?”
“Cadette, sweetheart, you’re not serious, are you?”
“Dad, times have changed. You can’t discriminate against girls in sports! Heck, even if you could, Cadette doesn’t even really act girly.”
“… See?”
“No, it’s just… her parts are… different.”
“So this is about me being a girl?”
“No, it’s just… You’re green!”
“Tank, honey…”
“Wait, what? Because I’m an alien?”
“Woah, dad! You can’t just say that!”
“I’m done. I’m… leaving.”
The Sims of San Myshuno 