“Alright, let’s play to decide whose house we start at!”

“Aww… but I always lose!”

“Hey, you might win this time!”

“Rock… Paper…”

“Aha! Rock beats scissors! I win!”

“That’s no fair!”

“We get to find Connor’s house!”

“Uuughhh! We’re never gonna get any candy!”

“Well, you kids have fun.”

“Of course we will!”

“Just remember to save a handful of candy for your father and me! Just a little.”

“You can get your own, you know.”

“We have to have some authentic trick-or-treat acquired candy! You know… to check for safety!”

“Have a good time trick-or-treating, sweetheart!”

“Thanks, Daddy!”

“Queen of Hearts, right?”

“Noooo! Princess of Hearts!”

“Why princess?”

“Because since I said I was going to be Heart Kingdom themed, all the other girls are gonna be Queen of Hearts! I have to be original! Besides, the queen is evil, duh.”

“Why do I feel like your aunt Val would find some kind of problem with that…”

“Hey, you know I was right here when you rejected my brother.”

“Yeah, and?”

“My brother likes, or, well, liked you a lot. And you just shut him down.”

“I can’t help being likable!”

“What you just did was not…”

“Uuughhh… What’s with you and your sister about your brother and me? No offense, but I’ve always thought he’s weird!”

“I don’t think you understand.”

“I don’t understand! Why me?”

“He’s never felt this way about a girl, this strongly, until you! And you just tossed that away.”

“Can’t he find someone else?”

“He can, but we’d rather it be you.”

“…?”

“H-Hey, um… Isabelle?”

“Yes?”

“Do you, maybe, wanna go to homecoming? You know, uh, with me?”

“Adrien, you’re super nice, but…”

“But…?”

“I’m not, really, y’know… into your type?”

“What do you mean?”

“I prefer down to earth boys, like Connor. Boys who don’t go to San Myshuno prep. To put it less formally, poor boys.”

“O-Oh… That’s… I understand.”

“So, how are things with that Connor boy?”

“I had to postpone introducing him to my dads, but I think he’s really into me! He gets so tongue-tied, it’s adorable!”

“Well, if things don’t work out, there’s always my brother~!”

“Uuuuughhh! Lucille, stop trying to set me up with your brother!”

“But why not? We could be, like, sister-in-laws!”

“Noooo! He’s weird and smells like chlorine!”

“Pleeeeaaaase! It could be fun~! Give him a chaaaance! He’s, like, super popular here, anyway! And you’re soooo lucky he likes you! I thought you came here early everyday to get pretty for him!”

“Um, no, I come here early to look pretty for everyone here! So everyone knows what they’re missing because I’m with Connor Grunt~! … And why are you here early everyday?”

“To hang out with you, silly~!”

“Isabelle, you’ve been making sounds even Bigfoot would be afraid of. Are you okay?”

“Yeah… ughh… I’m fine.”

“Did you eat something bad?”

“No, just… oof, too much spinning.”

“Well, at least you’re not pregnant.”

“Ohmigosh, like that girl in our dance team?”

“Yeah. She is, like, such a slut. She’d woohoo anybody with a dick and five simoleons. What is she even doing at San Myshuno Prep, anyway? You think her tuition is paid in the bedroom? Maybe if we had, like, some video, do you think that’d be enough to exchange for an A in Simlish Lit?”

“Ugh! That is such a gross mental image!”

“I know, right?”

“She probably has, like, 30 STD’s!”

“So gross, right?”

“Ohmigosh, an ElectroDance Sphere! I’ve always wanted one! My dads would never let me, though. It’s ‘too dangerous,’ apparently.”

“Wow, your dads are, like, so lame.”

“I know, right? This is so fun!”

“Wooo! Go Isabelle!”

“Wheeeee!!!”

“Yeah!”

“Look! I’m upside down!”

“That is amazing! I can’t even right now.”

“Wait! Wait! Stop the ride!”

“No, no! Keep going, you chicken!”

“Whew. So that’s what they mean by ‘seeing stars.’”