“It’s nice to meet you, Mr. and Mrs. Huffington… That’s you guys, right?”

“Mmhm! And it’s so lovely for Heather and me to meet other polyamorous people, too!”

“Wait… polyamorous?”

“Mmmhm~ We’ve been poly since we got married! It’s lovely!”

“Huh, I never would’ve guessed. There’s, you know, just two of you…”

“Well, of course. We’re in an open relationship, hehe. That is, Marty lets me be free as a bird~!”

“Mmhm, and then I have dinner ready for Heather-Weather when she comes home and we go to bed.”

“Ummm… I see.”