
“So you’ve been waiting here, dressed like that for…?”
“Half hour, tops.”
“And you’re supposed to be…?”

“A vampire. One that sucks more than just blood.”
“Is that so?”

“Want me to show you?”

“So you’ve been waiting here, dressed like that for…?”
“Half hour, tops.”
“And you’re supposed to be…?”

“A vampire. One that sucks more than just blood.”
“Is that so?”

“Want me to show you?”

“What did I do to deserve to deserve your mom as a mother-in-law?”
“Hm… Get married?”
“And what makes me deserve you?”
“Let’s see… it could be…”

“… Your very ticklish neck!”
“Eeek! Heehee!”
The @totallymaxis challenge at the moment is totally cute but I’m not sure what some people’s ships actually are, and thought a post like this might be good in case others had similar problems?

“Mmmm’babe, iss’time to get up.”
“Five more minutes. I’m not feeling terribly well, hon.”
“Both of us, huh? That mean we can… y’know?”
“Can we maybe just stick to cuddles?”
“Yeah, cuddling’s good.”
“Baaaabe? Where are you?”

“Boo!”
“Eep!”
“I brought your soup. I seem to have made too much, so looks like I’ll eat here with you. How’s that sound?”

“Thank’s, but I’m not hungry.”

“What do you mean, not hungry? What am I supposed to do, spoon-feed you myself?”

“Pleeeeaaaaase?”

“Beau, I thought I told you not to leave the room. It’s not good for you to be on your feet so much right now.”

“Can’t a guy be hungry?”

“It’s not that you can’t be hungry, I’d just rather you get back to bed. I’ll make you something to eat, too.”
“Okay, on one condition.”
“And what’s that?”

“Carry me!”
“Ack! You’re heavy!”

“Didn’t I tell you this would happen if you kept sleeping naked?”
“I’m fine, I promise!”

“I can hardly describe you as fine, right now.”
“But you said I was getting laid! I mean, that’d make me feel better…”

“Absolutely not! Maybe once you learn to wear pajamas to bed, we’ll see. I swear, you’re the only man I know who’d rather WooHoo than rest.”
“Well, y’know, I have.”
“Oh, hush, and get some sleep.”
“You’re sleeping naked?”
“Yeah?”
“Don’t do that. You’ll catch a cold.”
“Babe, it’s summer.”
“Fine, fine. But no brushing up against me. I don’t like penises touching me when I’m trying to sleep.”
Beau comes home from work to find a cute little sleepyhead. He’ll be nice and not tell Frances he snores hehe.

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Frances agreed to this 100%, tho he never wants to do it again 😛