“Hey, handsome~!”

“Eeep!”

“Sexy, right?”

“You, um, gave me quite the surprise!”

“So how about this baby making? I got all dolled up just for yooou~!”

“I have a feeling you’re not taking this seriously.”

“What are you talking about? I’m being super cereal right now!”

“Super cereal?”

“That’s what I said. Family planning is the most cereal thing ever!”

“Is that so?”

“Yeah! Now let’s both get cereal!”

“So, I was thinking, how about we have another baby?”

“What? Why would we do that?”

“I made a promise to my mother, Beau. She wants a Frances IV.”

“And you have to be the one to give her one becaaaause?”

“Because I’m Frances III”

“Okay, but we have Francesca. Close enough right?”

“We need to have a boy, Beau.”

“Well, when Francesca turns 18 we can ask her if she wants to-”

No!”

“Okay, okay. I was just kidding. Hmmm…”

“Yes?”

“Y’know, trying might be fun. As long as you take the reigns for this one, I’m game.”

“So a deal?”

Deal.”

(a continuation of this)

“Hey, you feeling any better?”

“I will be happy if I never see another cat ever again in my life.”

“You say that every time. Uh, what’s with the cloth?”

“Oh, it was on my face, but once its work finished, I moved it up on my head so I could see. My mom used to do that all the time for me and my older brother when I was a kid.”

“Your brother gets like this too?”

“Heh, yeah. It’s from my dad, apparently, just like the inability to grow a beard. Don’t you have something than runs in your family like that?”

“Hm, I never really thought about that. I mean, from my mother’s side, most of us have double-jointed thumbs. Well, except Lillian, and she’s not too happy about that. Uh, we also share a fondness for imported chocolates.”

“Wow, you rich people sure are boring!”

“Well, what am I supposed to mention? Acne only showing up on our backs and never the face during those awkward teenage years?”

“Haha, really? Now that’s the weird inherited stuff I was looking for.”

“I didn’t know it was all too different from anyone else’s.”

“Well, y’know *yawn* unique genetic chemical thingies. High school *yawn* biology stuff.”

“Antihistamine finally kicking in?”

“’Mmmmyeah. Think so.”

“I’ll go put Francesca to bed, then. Good night, Beau.”

“G’night, babe.”

“Ugh, I am never going to your sister’s house again!”

“I’m sorry I brushed you off like you were just making excuses. You really did look like you were about to die.”

“Nah, it’s okay. Sorry I’m a big baby.”

“Beau, you’re not a big baby. Now how about I draw you a bath and get you some clean clothes?”

“Thanks, babe. Y’know, Mason was a pretty cute baby. Your family’s got some great genes.”

“Yes, he was. Now let’s get you out of yours.”