“Have a good time trick-or-treating, sweetheart!”

“Thanks, Daddy!”

“Queen of Hearts, right?”

“Noooo! Princess of Hearts!”

“Why princess?”

“Because since I said I was going to be Heart Kingdom themed, all the other girls are gonna be Queen of Hearts! I have to be original! Besides, the queen is evil, duh.”

“Why do I feel like your aunt Val would find some kind of problem with that…”

“Thank you so much for helping us with the kids, mom. We really appreciate it.”

“Oh, it was no trouble at all. It was lovely seeing you and your wonderful family.”

“This means so much to us, Ms. Broke, you have no idea. I don’t know what we would’ve done without you.”

“You are too sweet, Frances. Now, you two take care of yourselves.”

“We’ll do our best.”

“Baaaabe? Where are you?”

“Boo!”

“Eep!”

“I brought your soup. I seem to have made too much, so looks like I’ll eat here with you. How’s that sound?”

“Thank’s, but I’m not hungry.”

“What do you mean, not hungry? What am I supposed to do, spoon-feed you myself?”

Pleeeeaaaaase?”