I made a Roseph (Robert/Joseph) fan playlist on Spotify. Cover art by Muttniy here on tumblr. Link to the original art is here
Bedroom Hymns, a playlist by Natalie Chesterfield on Spotify
i want robert to punch joseph in the dick so hard he sees gods face
(dont tag as kin/me)
Argh! >:C
I thought I changed all the sims with the robot arm skintones but I guess I missed one and I am ANGERY
back to SimPE
“Connor! You had a nice nap?”
“Yep! Swimming got me really tired, but I’m well rested now.”
“Did you have a good practice?”
“Yup. Aiden’s on the team, so we weren’t all strangers. Our captain’s really cool. He’s won, like, a million trophies for swimming!”
“That’s pretty amazing. Promise me you won’t be pushing yourself too hard.”
“I promise.”
“Oh, especially with Charlie’s birthday coming up. I’d like for all of us to be awake and energized then.”
“Oh, I know I’ll be! Charlie, you’re gonna love the present I got you!”
“Are you gonna do all my homework?”
“Hey! That’s a great idea! I should run to do more of my SSAT study guide so I don’t have to do it on your birthday! Thanks Charlie!”
“Connor, you didn’t finish…”
“Hey, let’s not worry too much. He cares about his education. That’s good, isn’t it? I’m sure he’ll get back on track once these tests slow down… whenever that is.”
“How was my future Olympic swimmer’s first day of practice?”
“It went great!”
“Do you want a snack? I don’t think you’ve eaten all day.”
“Mmm… maybe after a quick nap. I’m completely wiped out. I’ll be fine until then.”
“Oh well, if you’re sure…”
“… ‘Cause I know I’m not.”
Actual footage of Connor Grunt swimming trying to impress new swim senpai
(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)
Connor knows I’m zooming in for the booty shot lmao
he’s thinking “Adrien Zest Cash has a cute butt pls zoom in”
the Watcher does answer prayers… sometimes
“See, Connor? This is what you could do after several years of practice.”
“Eep!”
“But for now, why not just swim around?”
“Y-Yeah, I can do that!”
“The water is really pretty during early season. That’s ‘cause it’s before the kids’ classes start so no one’s thrown up in the pool yet.”
“Eugh…”
“Yeah. Enjoy this while you can.”
“I… think I can do that.”
The Sims of San Myshuno 