“Alright, let’s play to decide whose house we start at!”

“Aww… but I always lose!”

“Hey, you might win this time!”

“Rock… Paper…”

“Aha! Rock beats scissors! I win!”

“That’s no fair!”

“We get to find Connor’s house!”

“Uuughhh! We’re never gonna get any candy!”

“Have a good time trick-or-treating, sweetheart!”

“Thanks, Daddy!”

“Queen of Hearts, right?”

“Noooo! Princess of Hearts!”

“Why princess?”

“Because since I said I was going to be Heart Kingdom themed, all the other girls are gonna be Queen of Hearts! I have to be original! Besides, the queen is evil, duh.”

“Why do I feel like your aunt Val would find some kind of problem with that…”