“Here we are! The right room this time!”

“I’m going to ask you a few questions, and I’d like for you to answer as honestly as possible. Is that doable?”

“That seems pretty easy. I’m in!”

“Now, would you say you’re happy right now?”

“Right now? I’m… fine, I guess?”

“That’s a common response, but I have the perfect device to help you really tap into all your inner troubles!”

“That computer on your desk?”

“No, silly! That’s for Top Level readings. Since you’re just a little seedling, we need something a little… louder.”

“Welcome! Renee, is it?”

“Yeah, uh, for now, I guess.”

“I am so glad you saw that flyer at your school and thought to contact me! You have a bright future ahead of you! Imagine your name in lights! Real or stage name, we can make it happen!”

“Well, it wasn’t just the flyer. My new psychiatrist–”

“Oh hush about those people! I’m going to show you how you, yourself, can make everything happen!”

“Well, who’s gonna get me T?”

“I’ll make you some tea! Come on inside and we’ll get started! Follow me, please.”