“Here we are! The right room this time!”

“I’m going to ask you a few questions, and I’d like for you to answer as honestly as possible. Is that doable?”

“That seems pretty easy. I’m in!”

“Now, would you say you’re happy right now?”

“Right now? I’m… fine, I guess?”

“That’s a common response, but I have the perfect device to help you really tap into all your inner troubles!”

“That computer on your desk?”

“No, silly! That’s for Top Level readings. Since you’re just a little seedling, we need something a little… louder.”