“Tank! How could you say those things to our daughter!?”

“I’m just trying to be realistic here!”

“Realistic, my ass!”

“Well, then, tell me! Tell me what we’re going to do if some… alien sperm gets in the pool! She could impregnate the whole damn team! People– ignorant people will call her a slut! Or worse!”

“The only ignorant person I see right now is you, Tank!”