“Have a good time trick-or-treating, sweetheart!”

“Thanks, Daddy!”

“Queen of Hearts, right?”

“Noooo! Princess of Hearts!”

“Why princess?”

“Because since I said I was going to be Heart Kingdom themed, all the other girls are gonna be Queen of Hearts! I have to be original! Besides, the queen is evil, duh.”

“Why do I feel like your aunt Val would find some kind of problem with that…”