“So, how are things with that Connor boy?”

“I had to postpone introducing him to my dads, but I think he’s really into me! He gets so tongue-tied, it’s adorable!”

“Well, if things don’t work out, there’s always my brother~!”

“Uuuuughhh! Lucille, stop trying to set me up with your brother!”

“But why not? We could be, like, sister-in-laws!”

“Noooo! He’s weird and smells like chlorine!”

“Pleeeeaaaase! It could be fun~! Give him a chaaaance! He’s, like, super popular here, anyway! And you’re soooo lucky he likes you! I thought you came here early everyday to get pretty for him!”

“Um, no, I come here early to look pretty for everyone here! So everyone knows what they’re missing because I’m with Connor Grunt~! … And why are you here early everyday?”

“To hang out with you, silly~!”