“So, Cait, what did you get on the SimMerican History test?”

“A D+! Ugh, Tycho, why is Mrs. Landgraab so mean?”

“I don’t think she’s mean. I got an A, and the test wasn’t that hard.”

“Well, duh, your dad is, like, a psychic tyranist! No wonder you’re so smart!”

“… A psychiatrist.”

“Yeah, that! Tutor me, pleeeeaaaase.”

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