“Didn’t I tell you this would happen if you kept sleeping naked?”

“I’m fine, I promise!”

“I can hardly describe you as fine, right now.”

“But you said I was getting laid! I mean, that’d make me feel better…”

“Absolutely not! Maybe once you learn to wear pajamas to bed, we’ll see. I swear, you’re the only man I know who’d rather WooHoo than rest.”

“Well, y’know, I have.”

“Oh, hush, and get some sleep.”