“Thank you so much for coming over, Hannah. I don’t think Val has had a chance to introduce us.”

“Glad to be here. I heard you two had a son, is that right?”

“Yes, he’s our little Mason.”

“I am so sorry to hear that.”

“Huh? What’s wrong with us having a son?”

“What’s not wrong about you having a son? Sons are the worst!”

“Um, you’re kidding, right, Hannah?”

“Absolutely not! Boys are rude, selfish, and messy! Once they hit puberty they think it’s okay to view women as sexually attractive!”

“Um, Hannah? We find women sexually attractive.”

“Yeah, but… Boys are worse!”

“I don’t know what you’re talking about. Mason is incredibly sweet and we wouldn’t trade him for the world.”

“Suit yourself. Just keep him away from football.”

“But Mason loves football…”