“Hey, Dad? Can you come over? It could be an emergency and I don’t know if Charlie’s okay and I’m scared and-”

“Jill? Jill? Calm down. My hearing’s not as sharp as it used to be.”

“Sorry, I just… Charlie’s face is covered in purple.”

“Purple?”

“Yes! Purple!”

“I’ve never heard about anything like that… How about I visit and take a look myself?”

“Yes! Please! Thank you so much.”