“Is it true cousin Burple is gonna come here on a space ship?”

“And! And! And! Can we ride it when he lands?”

“I don’t know about all that, boys. Burple’s just moving here for a new life, after his acting career led to some, as he put it, reinforced negative stereotypes. He’ll even have a new name to protect himself, so let’s not blow his cover, alright? No mentions of Emperor Xizzle, either!”

“Aw, you’re no fun, mom!”